They Said It

?Phil Stone, San Francisco broadcaster, describing Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda's dejection after a loss to the Giants: "He looks like he's just been told there's no cannelloni in the world."

? Butch Wynegar, Yankee catcher, on commissioner Peter Ueberroth's drug plan: "I don't want to say much—just that it's a joke and it stinks."

? Jim Valvano, North Carolina State basketball coach, kiddingly relating what he did when his star center, Chris Washburn, told him he was turning pro for perhaps $1 million a year: "I tried to match it. I got close, real close."