?Jack Nicklaus II, amateur golfer, reflecting on the crowds that follow him around the course because of his famous name: "It's nice to have people watching. They help me find my ball sometimes."
? Gary Williams, Ohio State basketball coach, describing the training schedule he has devised for 6'10", 210-pound transfer Grady Mateen: "We'll lock him in the weight room and throw him some meat every once in a while."
? David Letterman, commenting on the USFL antitrust lawsuit against the NFL in Federal District Court in New York: "There were 150 people in the courtroom—third-largest crowd ever to see the USFL in action."