? Tom Watson, after being disqualified in last week's PGA tournament for changing putters in the middle of a rain-delayed round: "My IQ must be two points lower than a plant's."
? Paul Evans, Pitt basketball coach, when informed that his Panthers had made some preseason Top 20 polls: "It only proves that sportswriters indulge in more drugs than athletes do."
?Lee Ming Chen, manager of the world champion Little League team from Taiwan and an interpreter of Yogi-isms: "The game is not over until the sixth inning is over."