Finally, not long ago the Tennessee Tech band tried to form the letters USA. But the band was a bit short of players and the letters came out USP. A Tech official deadpanned that the formation was meant to be a sincere and heartfelt tribute to the United Parcel Service but the S and the P somehow became reversed.
Yale is always trying to keep up with Harvard, so no Eli should have been surprised when the Yale press box was destroyed by fire last week, just five years after the Harvard press box burned down.... Before beating lowly Utah in Salt Lake City on Nov. 1, Hawaii had lost every game it had ever played in the state. But veteran Rainbow coach Dick Tomey low-keyed the victory: "If you live long enough, you're going to win anyplace."...Leon Burtnett, who had said he would never resign as coach at Purdue, did, and Joe (Zipper) Kapp, who had said Cal would have to fire him, was.... TCU has six players on this year's squad who have gained more than 100 yards in a game at least once in their collegiate careers—which obviously doesn't count for much. Four are injured, the defense is abysmal, and the Frogs are 3-6.... The state of Pennsylvania, long a football hotbed, has undefeated teams in all four NCAA football divisions: I-A Penn State is 9-0; I-AA Penn is 8-0; Division II Millersville is 9-0; and Division III Susquehanna is 9-0.
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