MARCH: NCAA tournament pairings are announced. Temple, Bradley, Missouri and Arizona are No. 1 seeds. Defending champ Indiana, 12-16, is uninvited. Knight says selection committee has erred and that it can #$%@&*+*&%#. But he adds that it really doesn't matter, "because my chapter on Katharine Graham is dynamite."
Kansas's Larry Brown and Danny Manning insist they will not leave Lawrence as package to go to Knicks, Nets, Yankees, Jets, Rangers, Giants, Mets, Gardner-Webb College or Our Lady of Perpetual Humiliation grammar school in the Bronx. Brown does indicate, however, that they may take over new Charlotte Spirit franchise in NBA—if owners agree to switch uniform designer from Alexander Julian to Geoffrey Beene.
Wyoming beats LaSalle for NCAA title. MVP Fennis Dembo reveals that real name is Tyrone (Ice Cream) Kone. Cowboys' coach Benny Dees reveals his real name is Fennis Dembo.