? Lester Hayes, L.A. Raider corner-back, who shares the club record of 39 career interceptions with Willie Brown, now the Raiders' defensive backfield coach: "There are some individuals in silver-and-blackdom who would rather run a gantlet of pit bulls [while] wearing pork-chop underwear than see me break the record for interceptions by a Raider."
? Dave Righetti, New York Yankees pitcher, when his agent urged him to have fun, travel, go to Paris: "Why should I go there? I haven't even been to Maine."