? Chi Chi Rodriguez, senior golfer, who claims he eats steak every day: "They say red meat is bad for you, but I never saw a sick-looking tiger."
? Dennis Erickson, University of Miami football coach, giving his definition of a fan: "A guy who sits on the 40, criticizes the coaches and the players, and has all the answers. Then he leaves the stadium and can't find his car."
? Sparky Anderson, manager of the woebegone Detroit Tigers, upon hearing that Michigan Governor James Blanchard has declared Sept. 10 Sparky Anderson Day in the state: "How do you get a day out of a year like this?"