Like did you know that at one time, racehorses were ridden by little men instead of robots? And they said that ice gretzky used to be known as hockey. Oh, and get this, the World Series didn't even include Japan.
Ohhh, riiiight. Next thing you'll tell me is that the girls in the swimsuit issue actually used to wear swimsuits.
Swear to Orbitron.
Pal, you've been playing too much human pinball. (click) And that's it. We're out of time. This is Johnny Orbit, saying please don't zmunk and fly. Goodnight, everybody!