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2054: A SPORTS ODYSSEY
Rick Reilly
November 15, 1989
ON SI's 100TH BIRTHDAY, FANS WILL BEHOLD UPHILL SKIING AND 14-FOOT HOOPS. CAN INDIAN OCEAN BEAT DETRAGO? YOU MUST BE ZMUNKING
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November 15, 1989

2054: A Sports Odyssey

ON SI's 100TH BIRTHDAY, FANS WILL BEHOLD UPHILL SKIING AND 14-FOOT HOOPS. CAN INDIAN OCEAN BEAT DETRAGO? YOU MUST BE ZMUNKING

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Johnny Orbit here, and we've got open lines on SportsRap. What do you want to talk about? Getting on to the end of the year. Maybe we could talk about the greatest moment of 2054.

Here's tonight's trivia question, in case you didn't hear it earlier. Winner gets a wrist satellite dish. "What sport did the late Golf Hall of Famer Michael Jordan originally play?" Just pick up that visionphone and voice STAR-555-RAP.

Anybody out there? Let's get some dialogue here! What are you, men or mutants?

O.K., Sea of Tranquillity, go ahead. You're on the air with Johnny Orbit....

Transcaller?...Transcaller, turn down your visionphone...the red knob on the right. Good.

Hello, I'm a first-time transcaller.

Noooooo.

I have a question for you. You know Philayorkia's Megabyte McClendon?

Sure.

Well, he played 12 years in the NBA back in two thousand aught six, sort of died, had himself frozen, then came back this year when they discovered a cure, right?

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