After a grueling round at the Bank One Senior Golf Classic in Lexington, Ky., Orville Moody, one of the leading money-winners on the Senior PGA Tour, confers with his caddie:
"Where did you put my umbrella?"
"It's in your bag."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Hey, I have to go to the store and get myself some shampoo and hair conditioner."
"You sure you need to do that?"
"Yessssss. My hair gets so dried out, out in the sun all day."
"Well, this time get the kind for dry hair."
"I did last time."
"No, you didn't. You got the stuff for oily."