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Dear Name Withheld: The same to your cat.
Well, that ought to take care of the mail, but even if it doesn't, there's no use sending me any more letters. Address your complaints to the editors of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, or stand under the window and pelt them with rocks. Their offices are on the 20th floor, and if you can't reach them with a rock, throw a cat.
On the other hand, if you want to aid the cause of wildlife conservation, you are welcome to join the Love the Little Kitties Association. Come to one of our meetings, and blend your voice with ours as we render our official ballad, which used to be sung with great vigor in New England years ago at a loggers' barn dance on Saturday night:
"Tomcat sittin' on a bob wire fence,
Yow cat sittin' on the ground.
Tomcat grabs the yow cat
An' they go round an' ra-ound an' ra-o-o-o-ound..."
Then grab your weapon, climb into the waiting jeep and accompany us as we set forth on a tiger hunt, our motives noble, our consciences pure.