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"My legs are jumpy," said Sam. "I can't sleep."
The pretty blonde stewardess shook her head in sympathy.
"I got a headache," said Sam. "My stomach's queasy."
"Would you like some aspirin, Mr. Snead?" asked the stewardess.
"O.K.," said Sam.
The girl opened a cabinet and took down the aspirin bottle. She gave Sam two tablets and started to pour some water into a paper cup.
"Got any of that free champagne you were passin' around before?" asked Sam.
"Why, yes, of course, Mr. Snead." She got the bottle out and poured him a glass. He took the aspirin and sipped the champagne. "I doubt if it will do any good," he said.
"Mr. Snead!" the stewardess exclaimed. "I have an idea!"
"What?" said Sam.