? Casey Stengel, on the sacking of Milwaukee Manager Charley Dressen: "Anybody who talks too much is going to have trouble, like I did.... I respect anybody who lasts over one year as a manager."
? Paul Brown, Cleveland Browns coach, on the San Francisco 49ers' wide-open "shotgun" offense: "It's a California gimmick, good only for Coast weather. In our division we play on frozen fields or in mud a lot. Under those conditions, I doubt if the shotgun would go off."
?Former sportswriter Choc Hutcheson, of Lubbock, Texas, on how to solve the Berlin crisis: "Induct Big Daddy Lipscomb [the 288-pound Pittsburgh Steeler] and send him to Berlin in Army fatigues marked small."
? Cincinnati Manager Fred Hutchinson, on armchair managers: "They've never been on a baseball field. Anybody can play ball in a saloon."
?Hal Naragon, Minnesota Twins' catcher, on whether Boston's Carl Yastrzemski will turn out to be the Red Sox' new Ted Williams: "He's like Ted from the shoelaces down."