?Former Texas League Spitball Pitcher Snipe Conley on his lost art: "They're arguing now that the spitball is dangerous. Why, I walked only 40 or 50 men a season; it's bound not to be dangerous if a man can control it like that."
?Retiring Xavier University Football Coach Ed Doherty, remembering things past: "I once had a tryout with the New York Yankees, but I didn't make it. They told me I couldn't switch blades fast enough."
? Ohio State Football Coach Woody Hayes, commenting on his archenemy, Alumni Secretary Jack Fullen: "He is going to Africa to tell their university people how to build a strong alumni association. And if he doesn't tell them they must have a good football team to achieve this, he's not telling the truth."