How To Tell A Bull From A Bullfighter

2) He refutes the ignorant belief that red makes a bull mad. It is not so. Everything makes a bull mad.

3) He is more masculine: were he a smoker, he'd prefer Marlboros.

4) His I.Q. is unusually high, surpassing that of most bullfight spectators and some bullfighters.

5) Even when cowardly, he retains his name of a "brave bull."

A bullfighter differs from the bull in the following:

1) He is much smaller than the bull unless the empresa is saving money.

2) The sight of any color bull makes him mad.

3) Not all bullfighters are Marlboro-smoker types.

4) His I.Q. may or may not surpass that of the bull.

5) When he is cowardly, he is no longer called a bullfighter but goes by other names.