? Norm Van Brocklin, Minnesota Viking coach, on Alex Karras' admission that he bet on NFL games: "Karras must have been playing without his helmet the last couple of years."
?Jim Umbricht, Houston Colt pitcher, explaining why he quit his off-season job as a Colt ticket salesman: "My conscience hurt me. I hate to play golf when I should be out working, so the only thing to do was quit working."
? Georgia Tech Coach Bobby Dodd, complaining about the new "free substitution" rule: "They've taken the game away from the coaches."