? Gene Stallings, Texas A&M's new football coach, in a talk to Aggie alumni: "I'll run the football program and you run your banks, feed stores and chicken lots, and we'll get along just fine."
? Franklin Mieuli, owner of the Warriors: "We tried for fellows 7 feet 1 inch in the draft because we'd like to get some use out of Wilt Chamberlain's old uniforms."
? Jimmy Piersall, Angels' outfielder, when he learned that Charles O. Finley, Kansas City owner, issued free tickets to Catholic high school students for an A's-Angels Friday night game: "He let in 7,500 people and won't sell a single hot dog."