?Jim Beauchamp, former Houston Astro player,
commenting on what it's like to play in the Astrodome: "Personally, I like
to get rained out once in a while."
? General Dwight Eisenhower, asked if he notices
anything different about his golf game since he left the White House: "Yes.
A lot more golfers beat me."
? Joe Namath, New York Jet quarterback, after he heard
a report that Texas Tech Halfback Donny Anderson was given more than half a
million dollars to sign with Green Bay: "Looks like I was born a year too
? Gene Oliver, Braves catcher, explaining his .415
batting average against Sandy Koufax: "He thinks I'm Jewish."