?Stan Hack, ex-manager of the Chicago Cubs, now manager of their Dallas- Fort Worth farm club, describing his home town, Grand de Tour, Ill., "It's so small we don't even have a town drunk; everyone has to take a turn."
? Ernie Ladd, 6 foot 9, 300-pound tackle for the San Diego Chargers and off-season professional wrestler, asked his favorite hold: "I don't have a name for it. I just grab them and keep the pressure on until they stop wiggling."
? Cazzie Russell on why he chose to go to Michigan to play basketball: "I used to watch Michigan play on TV, and they were so terrible I knew they really needed help."