? Ron Mix, San Diego Charger tackle, who claims he recites the Offensive Lineman's Prayer before each game: "May this unknown fellow across from me be skinny, slow, weak, stupid and love football but hate body contact."
? Sam Snead: "If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork like they do a golf club, they'd starve to death."
? David Brower, executive director of the Sierra Club, opposing proposed dams in the Grand Canyon, which, their adherents claim, would create artificial lakes so sightseers could more closely approach the canyon's walls: "Should we flood the Sistine Chapel so tourists can float nearer the ceiling?"