Blazing the neurological pathways at Plano U. is Athletic Director Paul (Daffy) Dean. "I've given him the grand total of four athletic scholarships," says Dr. Morris, "and he's already got a good catcher and a good pitcher. You've got to get strength down the middle first."
Although the flesh of the Plano Trail-blazers—as the football team is aptly named—may be weak, spiritually they're willing. Plano U. has eight cheerleaders and has had a bonfire. "It had a double purpose," says Dr. Morris. "To instill the good old Trailblazer spirit and to burn up all that debris resulting from the construction of our campus."