And his back felt fine.
SAVAGE BREAST UNSOOTHED
It happens every weekend at American football games, but Englishmen have their own firm ideas on what is proper for soccer.
The city fathers of Birmingham, concerned about outbreaks of violence at soccer matches, decided to enlist the miniskirt. The fans, they reasoned, would rather look at pretty girls than fling bottles at each other.
So at half time four young lovelies, one of them in a see-through microskirt, put on a hippie dance. The fans were not amused.
"Disgusting!" they screamed. "Revolting!"
"Get them off!" one yelled. "I mean the girls, not the dresses."
Still, for what it's worth, no bottles were thrown.
The numbered football shirt was the rage on campus last year. This year it's the dirty gray T shirt that says across the front: PROPERTY OF PODUNK U. ATHLETIC DEPT.