"7. I just heard that Charlie Eckman is going to do the color for the Colts this year, and I'd rather listen to the games on the radio than watch them from the bench.
"8. Coach Bobby Boyd knows all my escape routes from hotels and training camp, since he invented them himself.
"9. Every barbershop I've been in lately has gone back to cutting hair, instead of sponsoring card games." (A reference to the time he got caught in a raid on a barbershop game.)
"10. My bar bills, lawyer's fees, fines, gambling losses and supplementing the income of Rocky Thornton [comedian and valet for many Colts] are greater than my salary."