? Bill Veeck, president of New England's Suffolk Downs racetrack, on his ill-fated attempt to admit minors to the track: "Don't get me wrong. I don't want school kids skipping school and bringing their lunch money to bet. I'd just like them to take a look at what we've got to offer, judge it and if they don't like it, move on to something else—baseball, maybe?"
? Chi Chi Rodriguez, during the first round of the Masters: "I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better except me. I'm under 100 and I support them all."
? Vince Lombardi, coach of the Washington Redskins, asked what he would do if the Women's Liberation Movement made pro football demands for equal treatment: "With today's football, they'd have to be 6'4" and weigh over 260. I don't see any women admitting to that."