? Eddie Robinson, Grambling football coach: "My players can wear their hair as long as they want and dress any way they want. That is, if they can pay their own tuition, meals and board."
?Norman Hess, head keeper of mammals, Philadelphia Zoo, on some incidence of emphysema in the zoo: "It is thought that it is caused by air pollution since our animals certainly don't smoke."
? Phil Johnson, Weber State College basketball coach, on his 18-5 season record: "I don't think we've been beaten by officials more than five times this season."
? George Blanda, Oakland Raider quarterback: "The other day I got a call from Hollywood saying they wanted to do my life story. The only discouraging thing was that Walter Brennan was to play my part."