Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess my most favorite phone call of all time—true story—went something like this:
Me: Hi, sports fans. Pegler here. Runyon's out to lunch.
"Sports department, please."
This here's it.
"Is this the sports department?"
Take it on one, Hildy.
"Hello? Sports department?"
"This is Mrs. J. D. Stephens calling for Mrs. R. F. Zinger, the president of the women's district golf association. Mrs. Zinger asked me to call you because she said you always wanted the results of our weekly tournaments."