"Mrs. Zinger said you liked to print the results."
Well, Mrs. Zinger looks out for us pretty good.
"Mrs. Zinger said to tell you that we played our weekly blind-flag bogey event today, and I have the results."
You played a what?
"Our weekly blind-flag bogey tournament is what Mrs. Zinger called it."
What exactly is that?
"Well, it was sort of complicated, but we all played and I have the winners here."
Fine. What was it again?
"It was our weekly blind-flag bogey tournament, a different type of event that Mrs. Zinger thought up."