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A. No, I'll tell you. Santa Claus.
Q. You advise Santa on gifts?
A. You think he gets his ideas from TV?
Q. How long have you been with him?
A. Counting this Christmas, 479 years.
Q. Were you always a gift mavin?
A. No, I started out on the assembly line like everybody else. That was 1492. Big year for beads and trinkets.
Q. Do you handle all his gift problems?
A. We split it up: I handle sports and games.
Q. What will the hot items be this year?