A. Yeah, well, they've got this fishhook sneller and knot tier for $1. It does clinch, barrel and blood knots, loops, drop loops, tapered leaders and it also splices line. Just the thing for a fisherman with a broken line. You could write to Box 733, Dept. FFG, Sun Valley, Calif. 91352.
And Santa went absolutely wild over this one—a pop-up signal for ice fishermen that goes off when a fish strikes. Works even in below-zero temperatures. You can adjust it for the size and type of fish. You get it from the Worth Company, Dept. FFG, Stevens Point, Wis. 54481. Costs $5.49. I predict a lot of smoked halibut around the North Pole this spring.
Q. How about hunters?
A. Would you ecology fans believe an elephant-skin briefcase? Also an elephant hair charm bracelet for the little woman, hung with golden heads of elephant, Cape buffalo, sable antelope, lion and greater koodoo. The briefcase goes for $96.50. Charming the little lady will cost you $235, plus a postage stamp to Klineburger, Jonas Brothers, 1507 12th Ave., Seattle, Wash. 98122.
Q. You don't think that's a little rich?
A. It beats moose droppings. But what would you say to a camouflage kit that makes any boat into a portable duck blind for $29.95? Sven, our dwarf in St. Paul, says you can get it from the L-Z Company there, at 1881 Rice St., Zip 55101.
Q. Has he tried it?
A. Nope. He's a tennis buff. Wanted to play at Forest Hills but it's closed to anybody under 3'7". He did send us a note about a miniature green-felt court he picked up. It's got a freestanding net and goes on any tabletop, floor or patio. Great for indoor sports, if their wives aren't too fussy about the crockery. The set includes four rackets and six balls. We ordered 4,016,249 of them for this year. They go for $10, plus 50� postage, at Tennis Anyone? Box 321, Northfield, Ill. 60093.
Q. Have you finished your ice cream? It's getting dark outside.
A. Dark? Hey, I got just the thing for people afraid of the dark. It's called Coolite, and it's just out. It works on the same principle as the firefly—no batteries, heat, smoke, flame or any of that junk. Two liquid chemicals get mixed together when you bend this plastic tube and break a glass vial inside. The tube lights up like a green fluorescent light. Goes for three hours. Great for survival kits, campers, skin divers. Only $1.49 each, from the Coolite people at 485 Madison Avenue, New York City 10022.