Scorecard

Fresca or other sugarless soft drink

Coffee or tea—no sugar

You can't have

Beer, booze, milk, fried foods, vegetables, ice cream, butter, bread, potatoes, desserts, fruit

Drink at least 80 ounces of water a day (the more water you drink, the more weight you will lose).

Salt is O.K.

Sugarless gum and candy are O.K. to chew or nibble while you watch TV.

You don't have to starve. Eat as often as you like.

If you lose weight, you, too, can be an MVP. If you can hit.

PROVINCIAL NOTE
The New Yorker magazine, it has told its readers, is not edited for the little old lady in Dubuque. Nor, apparently for the little old football fan west of the Alleghenies. In a football column the other day, The New Yorker said, " Nebraska 35, Oklahoma 31, on a last-minute touchdown as good as Army's—a fitting replacement for the Cornell- Pennsylvania Thanksgiving Day game of so many years...."