?Ed Shubert, Drexel University linebacker: "When I get a chance, I like to knock a guy's head off. Then I look into his eyes to see how he feels."
?Jane Morrall, wife of the Miami Dolphins' 38-year-old quarterback, on why she is staying home in Michigan this football season: "I'm not sure I can take another championship drive. I'm too old and too pregnant."
? Jack Kent Cooke, on the disappointing crowds at games of his National Hockey League Los Angeles Kings: "There are 800,000 Canadians living in the Los Angeles area, and I've just discovered why they left Canada. They hate hockey."
?Spider Lockhart, New York Giant defensive back, on the best way to stop Washington star Larry Brown: "Same way we stopped Jim Brown. Get him a movie contract."