? Johnny Unitas, 40-year-old quarterback of the San Diego Chargers, asked why his knee is bothering him: "It's old."
? Chi Chi Rodriguez, pro golfer: "The first time I played the Masters I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life."
?Marty Januszkiewicz, Baltimore Colt rookie, on the unaccustomed chore of signing autographs for admiring youngsters: "You make a big J, a couple of squiggles and some bumps. Who knows the difference anyway?"
? Mickey Herskowitz, Houston sports telecaster: " Duane Thomas may be the only man in Washington who isn't talking."
? Lee Trevino, pro golfer, on the PGA's lengthy $500,000 autumn tournament: "I can't stay two weeks in one place even at home, so how in the world could I spend two weeks in Pinehurst, N.C. in the middle of winter?"
? Julius Boros, 53-year-old pro golfer: "I'll play any woman golfer in the world even-up—and use only one club."