"We are having a good tournament for you, do you think?"
"It seems funny to be in Spain for golf."
"Golf in Spain is funny?"
"I meant that it is very different for me. Different. Funny—as in funny like my swing."
Most golf conversations make me thirsty. I looked around the room for Ward Wallace, the publicity director of La Manga. He knew how to say "J&B and water" in Spanish.
"You make the golf joke, no?" asked the man in the suit.
"And so. How do you find our wonderful course here?"