? John McKay, USC football coach, who has been using his son as a starting end: ' They used to yell, ' McKay, you idiot.' Now they holler, There's that idiot McKay playing his idiot son.' "
?Jon Morris, New England Patriot center, in the hospital for knee surgery, asked if he was getting plenty of attention from the nurses: "Nope. Derek Sanderson's down the hall."
?Bob Birdsong, winner of the medium-weight division in the Mr. America contest, on those who use oil to accent their muscles: "You gotta be careful. If you use too much, you look like a glazed doughnut."