?Ed Weaver, Ohio State athletic director, asked if it would be fair to inquire how he voted on whether to send Ohio State to the Rose Bowl: "Yes, it would be fair, but it sure would be stupid."
? Ray Fosse, Oakland A's catcher, asked the difference between Cleveland, where he played the previous year, and Oakland, where he cashed a World Series check: "Twenty-four thousand six hundred dollars."
? Bobby Layne, former pro football quarterback, now living in Lubbock, Texas: "Since the fuel shortage we Texans are wearing two-gallon hats."
?Stan Greeson, Harlem Globetrotters president, explaining why he missed a luncheon engagement: "My social schedule was being handled by Duane Thomas."