?Mark Shannon, Springfield College basketball star,
asked what he would do if he were a coach: "I'd be demanding, stern, happy,
concerned, encouraging, respectful, gracious and aggressive. I'd be a hell of a
?David Owen, Toronto Zoo executive, explaining the
zoo's intention to get more animals: "We are acutely conscious of the high
profile of the low animal count."
? Eddie Sutton, Arkansas basketball coach, commenting
on the decision of the Southwest Conference to use lie-detector tests during
investigations of recruiting violations: "If you strapped a couple of
coaches I know into a polygraph chair, they'd be electrocuted."