? Duke Snider, Montreal Expos coach, advising Pitcher Dennis Blair: "You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate."
?Carol Stallworth, former president of the WFL Birmingham Americans, on her new job: "What's wrong with tending bar?"
?Linda Cruttenden, coach of the girls' basketball team at Dieruff High in Allentown, Pa., the state champion, proposing a way of getting around a court order permitting boys to compete on girls' teams: "Make the required uniform skirts. I don't think the boys would want to play then."