? Jim Schoenfeld, 22, Buffalo Sabres defenseman, on Montreal's Henri Richard, 39: "He really ought to dye his hair. It's embarrassing to find yourself tangling with a gray-haired man."
? Danny Murtaugh, Pirates manager, on why he doesn't like to call up players from Pittsburgh's Charleston farm club: "When I take players from Charleston, they take players from Deptford Mines, and my son manages Deptford Mines."
?Grover Collins, a truck driver from Soddy-Daisy, Tenn., who last month won the world's first annual butter-bean-eating contest: "When you're the champion, there's always some upstart gunning to shoot you down."
? Pete Rose, asked how marriage has affected Johnny Bench: "He's hitting about .240."