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AT THE END OF YOUR RIBBON SEARCHING FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS? HERE ARE GOOD WAYS TO SPEND FROM $4 TO $4,000
Stephanie Salter
December 22, 1975
Did you hear the one about the advertising executive who was sitting in a bar when a drunk walked up and asked if he had any pets and the adman said, "Yeah, I keep a rock. You don't need a license. You don't have to feed it. It doesn't mess up. It's quiet and there are no offspring to worry about."
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December 22, 1975

At The End Of Your Ribbon Searching For Christmas Gifts? Here Are Good Ways To Spend From $4 To $4,000

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And finally there is No. 77, "Al" Woolpert, her face nearly obscured by a massive bubble of gum, who writes, "When coming to bat I could always hear my father yelling to me from the bleachers, 'Ducks on the pond, shoot 'em.' I have yet to fully understand the significance of that slogan to my life."

—STEPHANIE SALTER

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