? Carl Erskine, former Dodger pitcher, whose lifetime record was 122-78, speaking at an Oldtimers luncheon: "These Oldtimers games are great. They remind me of a scrapbook my mother kept when I was pitching in the big leagues. In that scrapbook my record was 122 wins and no losses."
? Tom Heinsohn, Boston Celtic coach, talking about the NBA playoffs: "They go on and on and on. It's like a guy telling a bad joke for 15 minutes."
? Ted Turner, Atlanta Braves new owner: "One of my goals in life was to be surrounded by unpretentious, rich young men. Then I bought the Braves and I was surrounded by 25 of them."