ASK A SILLY QUESTION...
In the recent article Regulated to the Bench, Sportswise (Sept. 27) Edwin Newman mentioned a game in which sportswriters ask a question about a subject other than sport and then answer it with a sports clich�. Allow me to offer a few possibilities.
BASEBALL: Q. What did Little Bo Peep say when she was asked how she got her sheep back?
A. I call them as I see them.
Q. How did the guilty husband return to his house after a night on the town?
A. He stole home.
Q. How does a boa constrictor wring out a sponge?
A. He puts on a squeeze play.