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Q. What does a woman derelict use to make her clothes?
A. A down-and-out pattern.
Q. Why is that actor shouting "Hamlet!"?
A. He is calling the play.
TENNIS: Q. HOW did you capture that butterfly?
A. He rushed the net.
Q. What distinguishes a good waiter from a bad one?
A. He's got a great first serve.
BASKETBALL: Q. Why would Santa Claus have been a good basketball player?
A. He is a master of the old give and go.