? Arnold Schwarzenegger, six-time Mr. Universe, on what it is like to be beautiful: "Many times at the beach a good-looking lady will say to me, 'I want to touch you.' I always smile and say, 'I don't blame you.' "
? O. J. Simpson, asked his opinion of Joe Namath's potential value to the Los Angeles Rams: "Namath would take the Rams straight to the Super Bowl. He can't make an average team good, but he can make a good team great and a great team even greater."
? Al McGuire, on his replacement at Marquette, Hank Raymonds: "My successor is a perfectionist. If he married Raquel Welch, he'd expect her to cook."
?David Brenner, comedian: "I don't like to watch golf on television. I can't stand whispering."