WORST STADIUM TO PLAY IN, EVEN IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS
1. Memorial ( Colts)
2. Shea (Jets)
3. Astrodome (Oilers)
4. Candlestick Park ( 49ers)
5. Philadelphia Veterans (Eagles)
Kansas City's stadium won the best as handily as Baltimore's captured the worst. Even the Colts voted their own the worst. Which one do the champion Raiders like the least? Philadelphia.
POUND FOR POUND, CRUDE FOR CRUDE, AND FELONY FOR FELONY, THE WORST COLLECTION OF FAN RABBLE
2. And no one
3. else even
4. close to being
5. in contention
If there was a runner-up, it was Buffalo.
BEST UNIFORM TO WEAR IF YOU CAN'T BE A GUARD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE
1. Dallas Cowboys
2. Los Angeles Rams
3. Seattle Seahawks
4. " Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders"
5. "Their mothers' jeans"
A shocking runaway for the royal blue, metallic blue and white, the same colors worn by Micki, Misty, Sandi and Ginger. Votes were also cast for the dreariest uniforms. The Chicago Bears and New York Jets tied. It was a hard defeat for the rooters of Oakland's soot and silver to accept.
BEST TV ANNOUNCER FOR FOOTBALL ONLY (NO POINTS FOR PAIRS ICE DANCING)