TAKE THE BAY TRAIN
In San Francisco, disgruntled 49er fans occasionally chant, "Bring back Monte Clark!" referring to the successful coach who was fired this year by the team's new owners. Now BART, Bay Area Rapid Transit, the local commuter railway, is using Clark in a TV commercial. In it, he says, "For the holidays, ride BART on Saturdays. Of course, BART doesn't work on Sundays." Then with half a smile and a little shrug, Clark adds, "Neither do I."