? Steve Hunt of the NASL champion Cosmos: "People assume that my greatest thrill last year was winning the championship. They're wrong. It was meeting Mick Jagger."
?Guthrie Packhard, owner of the Denver Stars of major league rodeo, on the toughness of local bars: "I know a bar out on East Colfax that's so tough, if you don't have a gun when you go in, they give you one."
?Wayne Schwartz, 29, a St. Paul security guard, on filing a complaint with the Minnesota Human Rights Commission charging that the Family Nights and Senior Citizen Days held by the Twins are discriminatory: "It struck me that everyone was getting a discount except males between the ages of 17 and 64."