Fighter-writer Abe The Newsboy Beat A Bear But Lost To A Kangaroo

Every stand-up TV comedian has used the obit gag, the one where you don't get out of bed until you're sure your name isn't on the newspaper obituary page. With each passing year, I find myself researching that page for a fellow named Abraham Hollandersky. I may have missed Abe, because if he's still alive he'd be pushing the century mark.

It all started with a throw-away line in Nat Fleischer's bible of fistiana, The Ring Boxing Encyclopedia. Fleischer had a section reserved for pugilistic oddities that included facts like the greatest weight difference in a world championship fight—Primo Camera (270) vs. Tommy Loughran (184). Among other gems was an item about Abe the Newsboy. It read:

"Abraham Hollandersky, known as Abe the Newsboy, a world traveler, engaged in 1,309 contests in every part of the globe, and also in 387 wrestling matches between the years 1905 and 1918. Upon retirement, he wrote a book, The Life Story of Abe the Newsboy. Most of his bouts were aboard naval vessels."

At the time I first read The Ring entry, Casey Stengel and the Yankees were driving for an unprecedented fifth straight World Series crown and Charley Dressen was rewriting the rules on grammar in Brooklyn ("The Giants is dead"), but I put those sagas aside to chase Abe the Newsboy, or his ghost. The first thing to do, I decided, was to get a copy of The Life Story of Abe the Newsboy. I turned my request over to an organization called the Seven Bookhunters, "specialists in uncovering hard-to-find items." They eventually found the book: price $6.

The Life Story of Abe the Newsboy had been published by the Abe the Newsboy Publishing Co. My copy carried the imprint NINTH EDITION. Emblazoned in gold on the blue cover was:

Hero of a Thousand Fights
With the U.S. Navy
GOD BLESS AMERICA

The volume consisted of 472 pages of highly individualized prose, some pictures and reproductions of letters, mostly from admirals commending Abe's marvelous cooperation with the Navy. Abe also included an incomplete roster of his bouts, similar to the listings used for the world champs in The Ring Boxing Encyclopedia.

In the preface to the record section, which Abe also wrote, he listed himself as the heavyweight champion of Panama and South America, with a home address: New London, Conn.; born: 1888. The preface further advised:

"Abe the Newsboy is Fistiana's most unique son. During his picturesque career, begun in 1905 and yet unfinished, which is really a collection of records, he has had 387 wrestling matches and has fought 1,309 bouts under every flag of the world. Abe won the world's welterweight wrestling title in 1907, after 4 hours and 18 minutes, and at one time in Panama wrestled for 5 hours and 22 minutes. He fought five champions, among them Jack Ortega, who weighed 220 pounds and from whom he won the heavyweight title of Panama and South America in the 19th round of a scheduled 45-round bout. Today, Abe offers his service gratis to any boxing show held for charity. Below is a list of his opponents that Abe could recall."

The list discloses an interesting sidelight to Abe's amazing career. He picked on no aging opponents. Everyone who entered the ring with him was in the flush of youth. To wit, some samples of those he defeated in 1915: Young Dillon, Young Sam Langford, Young Kid Thomas, Young Gunboat Smith, Young Sailor, Young Gans, Young Gallagher, Young Jones, Young Martin, Young Ketchell, Young Larry, Young Mullin, Young Statton, Young Lolly, Young Ketchell (again), Young Fitzsimmons, Young Murray and Young Chester.