2� With Jay Haas

--PAUL HAMM If he returned his medal, he'd be as honest as a golfer.

--NO. 1 It has to be Vijay.

--GRATEFUL DEAD BOX SETS Give me Led Zeppelin.

--SON BILL'S TOUR CARD Odds are against it, but I'm hopeful.

--ALI G Extremely funny. I love him.

-- BRITNEY SPEARS' WEDDING I'd rather go to Tiger's.

--REPUBLICAN CONVENTION I'm almost apolitical. My barber keeps me filled in.

--SWIFT BOAT VETERANS FOR TRUTH The mudslinging disappoints me.

--CURTIS STRANGE He's on a beach somewhere, content.

-- OAKLAND HILLS One of my alltime top five courses.