Changing Places

MORE CORRECTIONS

The Dubliner has discovered additional errors in our recent satire of irresponsible tabloid journalism.

? In praising the Americans' discipline, we inadvertently added the words bondage and.

? Chris DiMarco has no connection to al-Qaeda.

? We meant no offense by calling Jim Furyk a kinky swinger.

? Finally, another typo altered our reference to Elin Nordegren's work in "hot steamy corn." She makes a great casserole.

The Dubliner regrets any confusion our story may have caused. -- Kevin Cook

CROWD CONTROL

FANS ON the 1st tee booed the American team on Wednesday when all 12 players opted not to hit tee shots in the windy conditions and instead played a skins game off their approach shots. Lehman said, "I apologize. That was my mistake. Our focus was on the short game, but we should have hit a tee shot--at least on that first hole."

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