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It's Good to Be Chad
KARL TARO GREENFELD
October 30, 2006
Bengals wideout CHAD JOHNSON is proof that you can shoot your mouth off without tearing your team apart, that you can goad opponents and still be liked and, best of all, that you can have fun in the NFL
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October 30, 2006

It's Good To Be Chad

Bengals wideout CHAD JOHNSON is proof that you can shoot your mouth off without tearing your team apart, that you can goad opponents and still be liked and, best of all, that you can have fun in the NFL

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Rolling down Ocean Drive in the convertible Lamborghini, Slick Rick blaring from 16 speakers, Johnson weaves in and out of traffic, flipping the steering-wheel-mounted gearshift as he accelerates and decelerates. Then he sees some daylight, blows past a panel truck and takes the car up close to 100 mph and onto the MacArthur Causeway, over the blue blur of Biscayne Bay, the skyscrapers of downtown Miami filling the windshield.

As he slows on approaching his exit, a black SUV pulls up beside him. "What up?" a gentleman with a shaved head shouts to Johnson. "I got some stuff at the store for you. Come by."

Chad rolls down his window and shouts, "I'll come by."

"Homeboy gets all kind of shoes and stuff for me," he explains to his passenger.

And then he's off the highway and onto the narrow grid of Liberty City, heading to the corner house where he grew up and where he still stays when he's in Miami: Momma's house. Bessie Flowers is Chad's maternal grandmother, but he calls her Momma. With Chad, that is a loaded word.

"Hey, Momma," he says after parking the Lamborghini in the carport. The house is a white single-story bungalow with a tiny circular red-tile driveway that loops around a dry, three-tiered white fountain flanked by stunted palm trees. Bessie sits on the front porch. "Why you need all those cars? He's always leaving his cars here."

He is already past her and into the living room, crowded with cabinets full of chinoiserie and little ceramic Louis Armstrong dolls. Flowers is particularly fond of kitschy statues of Chinese men and women in sweeping robes that she finds at flea markets. "I buy them in pairs," she says, then points to an empress in a pink robe. "Isn't she just beautiful? Isn't this one just majestic?"

Flowers has Chad's almond-shaped eyes and a bun of gray and black hair. She's a proud, pretty woman who seems as exasperated by Johnson today as she was when he was a 10-year-old who'd just crashed her car into the front gate. (He'd told her he was planning to get it washed.) Chad slips off his diamond watch and white gold 305 MIAMI DADE COUNTY necklace and lays them on the octagonal coffee table.

"Where you going?" she asks.

"Take a shower," Johnson says. "Then I gotta go get some new shoes."

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